The "New age" of slang and 'twang'

I was gonna upload some audio recordings that me and the guys had done,in this post,but since i haven't yet taken them from kunal,you'll have to settle for this...ahem*.."roundtable mayhem" that usually takes place during the sessions ;)

Venue:Home of local retard Kunal tipnis,Lakshminarayan residency
Characters:Kunal,moi,Iyer,Nihar,Omkar,Nivia
Time:(doesnt matter,we're there for most part of the day :P)
Day:(this shit happens everyday,so doesn't matter)


Kunal:(playing some crap on his guitar that sounds like a rickshaw horn being pressed upon intensely)
Dekha tu talent?!..Kirk Hammet ka baap bhi baja paega kya aisa bol tu bas!!

Me:abee tera hope nahi hai mere Rhythm ke bina...kuch bhi,Hammet ka baap bechara guitarist hi nahi tha!Hahaha

Kunal:Tu aa saale,de tera rhythm...dikhata hoon main show!...

Iyer:(Jumping on and off the bed) Abemeinkyabolraichalnacardskhelega!

Nihar:kya sadarai yeh NOOB...kuch samja kya tumlog ko?

Omkar:Iyer ke life me hope nahi hai uski GF ko kuch samjega nahi woh kya bol raha hai aur woh bhag jaaegi

Chorus:Hahahahahahaah!

Iyer:Abemainitnaaa bhi fast nahi boltahai haankya (lifts the baby keyboard and starts playing
jana-gana-mana on it)

Me:Abe IYER chup na noob-tard,kuch aata nahi hai sala!...now the jackass will play Om-Shanti-Om!

Iyer:(plays Om-Shanti-Om like a jackass)

Kunal:Abeee is insaan ko nikaalo bahar ghar se!pakarai subhe se 10 ghanta!

Iyer:10 ghanta nahi.It has been only 2 and half hours since i came.Ha.


Chorus:NHAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!kya pakarai!!

Nihar:Woh chod...chal na Kunal,"one"bajaega

Me:No,lets play our song!

Nihar:NO! "ONE"!

Kunal:(starts playing "one" to create more confusion)

Iyer:(still on om-shanti-om slowly going into "kuch-kuch hota hai")

Omkar:Iyer ,you're gay with SRK and you know it.

Iyer:IAMNOT GAY WITHSRKJUSTBECAUSEI PLAYHISSONGSANDWATCHHISMOVIES!!!!...*blah*blah*....

kunal:IMBA leads mila dekh dost!!!

Me:Nope...sad hai...not fitting anywhere

Kunal:TU sad hai!!Kya problem hai bol na!!tera rhythm GHU hai...nothing else!

Me:Its not fitting!wait ill give you some rhythm!Then we'll see whos crap...

Iyer:Hey do you know that the world is going to end in 2012 and that the Mayan calendar points
out to the fact that the pledians are about to show themslves in5th dimensional....blah*blah*dribble*dribble*yap*yap*

Me:Iyer wants the world to end because he knows he wont ever get laid and if we all die
early,then no one can live to tell about it.

Chorus:hhahahahahaha!!

Omkar:Dekh Iyer...tere insult kar rahe hai log...ab tu kya karega...SRK will be ashamed...

Iyer:*drool*sluuurp*Rassa frassa !gfsdfasdsdgasdasdgadfg!

Kunal:*WAILLL*THWANG*taoing!!!*tao tao taooooonnngg!!!*....this is gonna be the start of
out NEW song!(kunals turtle "TITU"a.k.a "KIRK"has had enough and retreats into his shell)

Nihar:kunallzzzzzz...whaatt eeeeesssss....chal na cards khelega!

Chorus:MENDICOAT!....no,UNO!..no,Black Queen!....no,Bluff!...no,teen patti!!...NO,POKER!!!

Me:AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!goddammit decide,you lame-brains!

Nivia:(finally breaks his silence)lets all go on a drive in kunals car.
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Chorus:hey...yeah thats a fine idea!!

Kunal:Haan...we can go...but....petrol nahi hai...sadinder....sad..

Iyer:Heyheyhey sunn na!!!I'll give 10 bucks to anybody who can guess the card i have in my
hand!lookielookie,10 bucks(shakes his 10 bucks like a maniac) WHO WANTS IT?

Losers:ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!

Me:*rolls eyes*And we are back at the pavilion....cheers
(END)


P.S: Notice the amount of unique and indecipherable slang thats been used in the context :P
P.P.S:The MUSIC making usually works out 'better' if its only Me,Kunal and Nihar jamming at Nihar's....those drums are some miracle...
P.P.P.S:Those who have experienced being around these characters,please leave your much valuable comments! :P

Later!

POST UPDATE:Look,i know i've been a li'l bit too hard on iyer in this post,but Iyer,you know i mean well,buddy...you're the man!
Heres hoping that i'll be equally hard on everyone else too next time out! :D
PEACE! \/m