The "New age" of slang and 'twang'

I was gonna upload some audio recordings that me and the guys had done,in this post,but since i haven't yet taken them from kunal,you'll have to settle for this...ahem*.."roundtable mayhem" that usually takes place during the sessions ;)

Venue:Home of local retard Kunal tipnis,Lakshminarayan residency
Characters:Kunal,moi,Iyer,Nihar,Omkar,Nivia
Time:(doesnt matter,we're there for most part of the day :P)
Day:(this shit happens everyday,so doesn't matter)


Kunal:(playing some crap on his guitar that sounds like a rickshaw horn being pressed upon intensely)
Dekha tu talent?!..Kirk Hammet ka baap bhi baja paega kya aisa bol tu bas!!

Me:abee tera hope nahi hai mere Rhythm ke bina...kuch bhi,Hammet ka baap bechara guitarist hi nahi tha!Hahaha

Kunal:Tu aa saale,de tera rhythm...dikhata hoon main show!...

Iyer:(Jumping on and off the bed) Abemeinkyabolraichalnacardskhelega!

Nihar:kya sadarai yeh NOOB...kuch samja kya tumlog ko?

Omkar:Iyer ke life me hope nahi hai uski GF ko kuch samjega nahi woh kya bol raha hai aur woh bhag jaaegi

Chorus:Hahahahahahaah!

Iyer:Abemainitnaaa bhi fast nahi boltahai haankya (lifts the baby keyboard and starts playing
jana-gana-mana on it)

Me:Abe IYER chup na noob-tard,kuch aata nahi hai sala!...now the jackass will play Om-Shanti-Om!

Iyer:(plays Om-Shanti-Om like a jackass)

Kunal:Abeee is insaan ko nikaalo bahar ghar se!pakarai subhe se 10 ghanta!

Iyer:10 ghanta nahi.It has been only 2 and half hours since i came.Ha.


Chorus:NHAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!kya pakarai!!

Nihar:Woh chod...chal na Kunal,"one"bajaega

Me:No,lets play our song!

Nihar:NO! "ONE"!

Kunal:(starts playing "one" to create more confusion)

Iyer:(still on om-shanti-om slowly going into "kuch-kuch hota hai")

Omkar:Iyer ,you're gay with SRK and you know it.

Iyer:IAMNOT GAY WITHSRKJUSTBECAUSEI PLAYHISSONGSANDWATCHHISMOVIES!!!!...*blah*blah*....

kunal:IMBA leads mila dekh dost!!!

Me:Nope...sad hai...not fitting anywhere

Kunal:TU sad hai!!Kya problem hai bol na!!tera rhythm GHU hai...nothing else!

Me:Its not fitting!wait ill give you some rhythm!Then we'll see whos crap...

Iyer:Hey do you know that the world is going to end in 2012 and that the Mayan calendar points
out to the fact that the pledians are about to show themslves in5th dimensional....blah*blah*dribble*dribble*yap*yap*

Me:Iyer wants the world to end because he knows he wont ever get laid and if we all die
early,then no one can live to tell about it.

Chorus:hhahahahahaha!!

Omkar:Dekh Iyer...tere insult kar rahe hai log...ab tu kya karega...SRK will be ashamed...

Iyer:*drool*sluuurp*Rassa frassa !gfsdfasdsdgasdasdgadfg!

Kunal:*WAILLL*THWANG*taoing!!!*tao tao taooooonnngg!!!*....this is gonna be the start of
out NEW song!(kunals turtle "TITU"a.k.a "KIRK"has had enough and retreats into his shell)

Nihar:kunallzzzzzz...whaatt eeeeesssss....chal na cards khelega!

Chorus:MENDICOAT!....no,UNO!..no,Black Queen!....no,Bluff!...no,teen patti!!...NO,POKER!!!

Me:AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!goddammit decide,you lame-brains!

Nivia:(finally breaks his silence)lets all go on a drive in kunals car.
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Chorus:hey...yeah thats a fine idea!!

Kunal:Haan...we can go...but....petrol nahi hai...sadinder....sad..

Iyer:Heyheyhey sunn na!!!I'll give 10 bucks to anybody who can guess the card i have in my
hand!lookielookie,10 bucks(shakes his 10 bucks like a maniac) WHO WANTS IT?

Losers:ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!

Me:*rolls eyes*And we are back at the pavilion....cheers
(END)


P.S: Notice the amount of unique and indecipherable slang thats been used in the context :P
P.P.S:The MUSIC making usually works out 'better' if its only Me,Kunal and Nihar jamming at Nihar's....those drums are some miracle...
P.P.P.S:Those who have experienced being around these characters,please leave your much valuable comments! :P

Later!

POST UPDATE:Look,i know i've been a li'l bit too hard on iyer in this post,but Iyer,you know i mean well,buddy...you're the man!
Heres hoping that i'll be equally hard on everyone else too next time out! :D
PEACE! \/m

Its COMEBACK time...

......tick...tick..tick...tick...
*ahem*...wow!Does this place still exist?'Cuz the last post was like on....february the 8th?!well,4 months eet has been...what a shame...
I can't even describe whats happened over 4 months,there was a lot going on,and also most of it was overlapped by my 2nd sem exams..

Okay,the last rotting post about liverpool doin the dramatic go 'round over portsmouth,but whats the point...here i am,a little over 4 months later,declaring that despite gathering the highest points total in the clubs history,we still failed to win the league(for those of you who might not know....but that isnt possible ,now is it...because unbearably,the world majorly comprises of fans of the winners,Manchester United >_<)..So,it hasn't exactly been a very happy ending to a promising and gripping season,except,as a consolation,the world could witness the greatness of one F.C barcelona,who decimated United for europes ultimate prize(yeahh!!)as we saw the power in europe shift...But that was just football! Form what i can gather from the months the blog was in hiatus,there were jamming sessions,bad movies(except Dev D),a hellot of bunks,football during bunks,sports event,robotics ,college submissions,football during submissions,prelims,football during prelims[:P],part time teaching in R.A.I.T(lol),elections,then exams...blah blah...etc..etc..and finally here i am,after all the hoopla,with something of a months vacation,just when every other person i know in town is back to college...woo-hoo... Well,from this post,i assume that you folks have gathered the fact that I HEREBY DECLARE THIS BLOG ACTIVE!*applause*. Though it doesn't convey anything that you people dont already know about,which is what the prime purpose of this blog is supposed to be >_<

Piece of advice:If you are a Liverpool F.C fan,never begin to argue with a Man United fan about l'pools history...cuz you end up making a total dick out of yourself,as united have 11 PREMIER LEAGUE titles,which is not something that can be ripped upon...BUT,the good news is,now we can all rip off on their grand talisman that was,the "worlds best player" as he is elatedly on his way to spain for the upcoming season,along with a certain hotel heiress as a bonus,who is in desperate need for someone to bust her chops and boost her income! ;)
i.e of course if Ronnies MOM,who apparently hates Paris,allows her weetle baby boy to get into bed with her :P

I'll probably post some audio of the stuff i've recorded with my "band mates"...and probably some video too :P
Until next time...peace!